gaaaaah

this blog reminds me so much of myself being sad. 

people irl are saying that they miss the happier, hyperactive me.

im just tired from exams and thinking about the universe exploding and reading gay things until like 2 in the morning.

no just kidding i don’t read gay things until 2 in the morning because i pass out the latest at 11:30.

i do have another blog now though so people irl will stop bugging me for my tumblr.

i’ll be answering asks and things when i log on here, but i wont be going out of my way to send messages to y’all as often since i’ll be logged off of this account.

if you want to consistently talk to me, ask me for my url and i will answer you privately. mmhmmm.

tyleroakley:

odair:

omfg press alt+the reblog button

praise god bless jesus hallelu

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Anonymous asked: how old are you? and are you male or female?

//strangely reminiscent of that time i went on omegle.

that was an awkward day.

if i’m going to expose my identity, shouldn’t you as well anon?

I wish I had a six pack….

Me after eating 382479324 Easter chocolates, pasta & half a sandwich while watching the shirtless lax bros warm up.

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Rick Santorum, everybody.

I think he said it best himself:

How does he even exist?

Someone actually said this verbatim to me.

And I had a mini stroke as a result. 

…

he’s a bag of shit wrapped in an enigmatic shit bag tea cosy

I’m pretty sure he a leviathan 

Reblogging for comment.

Everyone, the Anti Christ.


oh my sacred bowie.

i swear, if this piss-poor excuse for a human being gets elected, i’m fucking. OUT.

I IMMIGRATED OVER HERE, AMERICA, AND I CAN FREAKING EMIGRATE OUT.

IT AIN’T HARD. I’LL DO IT. DON’T YOU MAKE ME DO IT.

wow i hope one day he realizes what terrible person he is, and lives out the rest of his life in shame

its april fools today and im still waiting for him to admit that this was just a huge elaborate joke. 

okay listen the fuck up

funimationentertainment:

i dont care what fucking side you’re on

i dont even care if you’re not in this situation

you do not

under any circumstances 

tell someone to kill themselves

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gingerhaze: hybridic: katalepsja: Sweet nose and freckles = <3 give me those freckles wowowowowow

gingerhaze:

hybridic:

katalepsja:

Sweet nose and freckles = <3

give me those freckles

wowowowowow

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Lord Byron. Okay so this guy is a Romantic poet and the bane of my existence during that fateful poetry unit sophomore year&#8230;.. and was actually dubbed the best looking dude in Britain. Spent his life partying and getting wasted and getting laid until he realised he was sick of it. He eventually decides he wants to go to war in Greece because whats the point in life if you&#8217;re not awesome and he&#8217;d rather die with honor in battle instead of running away.  Its all depicted in his poem &#8220;On this day I complete my Thirty-sixth Year&#8221;. Fun story, before he could fight he got sick and he got bled to death by leeches. His bone structure makes my heart beat faster though&#8230;.

Lord Byron.

Okay so this guy is a Romantic poet and the bane of my existence during that fateful poetry unit sophomore year….. and was actually dubbed the best looking dude in Britain.

Spent his life partying and getting wasted and getting laid until he realised he was sick of it. He eventually decides he wants to go to war in Greece because whats the point in life if you’re not awesome and he’d rather die with honor in battle instead of running away. 

Its all depicted in his poem “On this day I complete my Thirty-sixth Year”.

Fun story, before he could fight he got sick and he got bled to death by leeches.

His bone structure makes my heart beat faster though….

Phineas Gage. Okay so this dude pretty much got a metal pole shot through his head and it really damaged his frontal lobe&#8230;(really) and it really altered his personality and some other psychology stuff. The AP psych student&#8217;s explanation of AP psych things. Definitely getting a 5 on THIS AP. I actually didn&#8217;t know what he looked like because there was only diagrams of his skull wound and the damage it had on his frontal lobe in the books. It wasn&#8217;t until I clicked on and watched a random vlogbrother&#8217;s video that I saw this picture of him. First thoughts: Wow he&#8217;s pretty attractive.

Phineas Gage.

Okay so this dude pretty much got a metal pole shot through his head and it really damaged his frontal lobe…(really) and it really altered his personality and some other psychology stuff. The AP psych student’s explanation of AP psych things. Definitely getting a 5 on THIS AP.


I actually didn’t know what he looked like because there was only diagrams of his skull wound and the damage it had on his frontal lobe in the books. It wasn’t until I clicked on and watched a random vlogbrother’s video that I saw this picture of him.

First thoughts: Wow he’s pretty attractive.

Vivien Thomas. This bad ass became a pioneer of open heart surgery with only a high school diploma. Pretty much he perfected the surgical procedure performed on patients with blue baby syndrome by guiding surgeons performing the operation cus you know he only had a high school diploma but then he wasn&#8217;t given credit for his role. mmmmm.

Vivien Thomas.

This bad ass became a pioneer of open heart surgery with only a high school diploma.

Pretty much he perfected the surgical procedure performed on patients with blue baby syndrome by guiding surgeons performing the operation cus you know he only had a high school diploma but then he wasn’t given credit for his role.

mmmmm.

I&#8217;m pretty sure we can all appreciate an attractive historical figure when we see one regardless of the crazy things they do. So since I&#8217;m avoiding reading the last 12 pages of my history text, I give you&#8230;. 17 year old Vladmir Putin. //blog turns into an attractive historical figures appreciation blog in 3&#8230;2&#8230;1&#8230;

I’m pretty sure we can all appreciate an attractive historical figure when we see one regardless of the crazy things they do.

So since I’m avoiding reading the last 12 pages of my history text, I give you….

17 year old Vladmir Putin.

//blog turns into an attractive historical figures appreciation blog in 3…2…1…

scaryprince asked: If we learn from our mistakes, why are we always so afraid to make a mistake?

We are afraid because making mistakes means disappointing others, and ourselves.

We are our own worse critics, and I don’t think we will ever truly be satisfied with ourselves forever and that hurts.

However, in the eyes of others we can be perfect; we ourselves idolize others.

I think that we are striving to reach perfection in others’ eyes so we can matter to someone else.

If we make a mistake, the illusion of perfection is shattered and there is disappointment from those who expected more.

It doesn’t matter that we’ve succeeded after failing; anyone can do that, right?

But we are only human and on some subconscious level we know, if not understand, that we can not always succeed on the first try.

We will all make mistakes, we will all disappoint ourselves and others, and we will all experience this fear.

I feel a more important question is how can we reduce the fear of making a mistake?

And the answer to that is to not only know and understand that we are human, but to accept it and learn to live a relatively happy life. 

Easier said than done.

//just thoughts

tisblasphemy:

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum has to do a project where he has to cut out baby pictures of himself to illustrate stages of child development and he finds out that there are no pictures of him as a baby and he asks his parents why and his parents tell him that it’s because he was a horrifyingly ugly baby

no i didn’t submit this what are you talking about

What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts

misha-dmitri-tippens-krushnic:

iliketodisco:

hermione-ganja:

I mean, 

  • Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
  • They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
  • They live right by the kitchen.
  • Their head of house teaches herbology.
  • “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
  • Slytherins obviously do cocaine.

#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE EGG IN A BATH WAS A LEGIT IDEA

  • Bless this post

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